The Thoughts of an Angry Goomba

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

In France they don’t say “you’re beautiful” they say “j’ai baisé votre maman” which means “You’re all I see” and I think that’s beautiful.

gdi maddie

arielmh:

"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x]And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

arielmh:

"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”
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And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

werewolfetude:

sometimes i sit around and look at people who are better/more successful than me

and i’m not sad

or jealous

but kinda like

horny?

and just wanna fuck them until they scream my name and make them remember that their degree aint shit because i just gave them the best orgasm of their life holla

rncpriceley:

whenever some homophobic douchebag says characters like dumbledore are great representation because they can’t think of how to have an openly gay character without being a stereotype i want you to reply with this picture of captain holt

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Why I should be president in 2016

werewolfetude:

  • i would make shitty story lines illegal

thank u for ur consideration

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paintz:

idontunderstandthatrefference:

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detectivesandtimelords:

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf

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Learning the hard way.

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That teacher rocks

My sediments exactly.

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" No."

okie-dokie-froakie:

Not gonna lie, I feel like this commercial was promoting becoming a member of Team Rocket more than becoming a trainer.

fancymarquis:

poopy screencap redaw // but I draw Rin when im fnot feeling well ://)